Oh, Please.

Bobtail squid larva PNGs.
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obtusecrimes:
literallymechanical:
slimegargoyle:
pro tip if you start saying hewwo as a joke it will eventually come to be your standard greeting for all loved ones
Or, in a more generalized form, beware what thou do ironically, lest thou begin to do it ronically.
Started out as a bit, how did it end up like this
it was only a bit IT WAS ONLY A BIT
#beware of the running joke #because someday it will catch you

first apartment checklist

fungaloids:

fungaloids:
i know lots of you might be worrying about what you need to move into your first apartment. that’s why i put this little checklist together!
fog machine

this 5 year old post continues to get funnier every day i haven’t moved out of my parents house btw

poopoopeepeetour:

poopoopeepeetour:
i had to go in a gas station in the middle of nowhere to pee and this is their monster energy display
now realizing my username makes it seem like this is like . what i do as a hobby. use the bathroom in random gas stations all over the place

sexhaver:

tilthat:
TIL when Italian researchers gave lab rats MDMA (ecstasy) and played loud music, they broke out in a full blown orgy.
via reddit.com
okay but what did the rats do?

iapislazuli:

iapislazuli:
idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it
Actually forget what I said. This dream is more important than anything